Jumat, 09 November 2012

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Nggowo Lungo Adhik'e Telung Ndino Dikepruk Helem


Seng jenenge bocah saiki podo pinter lek ngapusi wong tuwo, Opo mergo wong tuwo seng kurang waspodo, Contone pamitan les tibak'e ngluyur nyang Ngebel, Lha terus piye yo, Lha wong pamite jare pamitan kegiatan sekolah, Luweh nggregetne neh seng wes SMA, Sekolahe mbolos tibak'e dolanan uyek-uyekan nyang omahe pacare, Mlebu kamar ditutup lawange, diklamuti lambene, Sue-sue diremet-remet tahu tempurane, Sebab arep diuyek nyang hotel lek sragam sekolah mesthi ora oleh, Lha biasane lek pengen nyang hotel cah-cah saiki ko ngomah sragam sekolah teko ndalan ganti.

Seje karo pethik, Ora wani neko-neko mergo wedi duso, Timbang goro-goro srabi ndolopo dadi urusan karo jogo boyo, Pethik demen tuku sabun mlebu jedhing karo nyanyi tresno sudro. Neng lek palupi seje, Palupi demen metu dewe, nyang alun-alun Ponorogo wes akeh langganane, sak sedotan seket ewu, natap untu tambah selawe. Bedo karo Kang Ranto, ditinggal bojone pirang-pirang ndino, nyang omah lek bengi kelap-kelop koyo Kang Kathur lek kentek'an sego.

Seng dialami Budianto, cah Pangkal Ponorogo kie bedo ceritane, Budianto seng kerjone makelaran spedah montor kie kenal karo Purwanti podo pangkal'e wes nem sasi, dene purwanti jek sekolah kelas 2 SMA nok SMA Jetis Ponorogo, seng diarani wong pacaran kiro-kiro Budianto wes mblenger lek mung nem sasi jek iso lambe thok seng diklamuti, Budianto pengen eroh sak piro gedhene tahu kebonsarine Purwanti, opo lek dipijet mak kenyul koyo gandhose Yu Tamsini, Lha tenan dino setu koyo biasane Budianto apel, jagongan nyang emper, Deso Pangkal termasuk deso sepi gek adem pisan, jam sodo bengi wes sepi, tonggo-tonggo akeh seng lawange wes ditutupi, wong tuwane Purwanti yo wes turu nganti ngipi, Budi remet-temetan, wiwit jempolan sikel diplintiri, nganti seng disenengi bayi didilati, Sui-sui Budianto seng ndue sentolop model batrei limo sentolope kendut-kendut, opomaneh Purwanti di mek-mek tahu ndolopone yo meneng ae, opo pancen ngempet keri, opo mergo kiyer-kiyer rasane.

Sesuk'e pas Minggu Purwanti dijak dolan nyang Budianto, nginep nyang Sarangan, wong jenenge ae nyang hotel opo maneh lek ora njajal nuthuk tahu ndolopo, Purwanti dijak nginep telung ndino, sedino peng telu Budianto lek ngempakne sentolope, nganti Purwanti pengen mlaku perih rasane, bocah loro enak-enak neng hotel dene wong tuwane Purwanti bingung ra karukaruan, anak wedok jek perawan, jek kelas 2 SMA pisan, dadi tahu ndolopone urung tau mambu jempolan, Lha....iki kok lungo nganti telung ndino, terus piye tahu ndolopone engko dadi opo, opo ora ngowoh koyo kenalpot sepedah montore Pak Bowo.

Seng paling nggawe wong tuwane Purwanti lek mangkel teko mbon-mbonan, Purwanti muleh dewe, dene Budianto mung ngeterne teko ndalan, Maryanto kakange Purwanti untune krekot-krekot, Budianto di sms kon nyang omahe, Budianto teko, ditakoni muuuulek koyo entot, ditakoni telung ndino adik'e digowo gelem ora gelem kudu tanggung jawab, dijaluk'i tanggung jawab Budianto muulek, Maryanto emosi, Budianto dikepruk karo helem ndase, urusan dadi rame, diapak-apakno budianto dijaluk'i tanggung jawape, najan Purwanti jek kelas 2 SMA wes di thuthuk tahu ndolopone, dadi bar lulus sekolah engko kudu gelem dadi bojone, dene Budianto ngenteni setahun yo gelem.

Kanggo ben ora ucul diijabno siri, disekseni tonggo kanan kiri, diundangne Modin karo Kyai, dibelehno pitek terus diselameti, Budianto demen, masio ndase bar di thuthuk karo helem saiki Purwanti dithuthuk'o tahu ndolopone ora ono seng nyeneni,

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7 engkang sampun komentar:

  1. sentolop model batrei limo iku modhele kongopo ?

    BalasHapus
  2. wah, es em a wis dopodo thuthuk thutukan ik....

    BalasHapus
  3. ndlondong sak gedang
    #gedangulin

    BalasHapus
  4. biyuh-biyuh...telung ndino ra sempat kathokan, bolak balik di inguk i J*h!! pingin aku...ning lek di kepruk helm tak wakilne sampeyan ae..!

    BalasHapus